Sean Burbidge

'This article is misleading. The guy is HUGE. - Sean's Doctor on this page.'

Sean "Sticky" Burbidge is a student at rawlins community college, who is a stick insect (right).

The Burb Factor
Burbidge came to england from the remote Southern Pacific Island of Hayafufufufufufu in 1964, to see the Beatles perform on a Barge outside Parliament. Unfortunately, roads were a technology he was unfarmiliar with, and instead he ended up in Quorn. He now lives under a table in his form room.

Future?
Sean intends to participate in the upcoming production of "Pingu: The Musical." He will play the part of "Begging Homeless Walrus." He also wants to start a Nail Varnish factory in Kent. However, since becoming a geographer, his real aim is to run away and marry a lump of Terminal Moraine.

Hobbies

 * Doing the Sean Dance.
 * Telling others to "Feck Off."
 * Being morbidly obese