Jacob Smith



Jacob Smith is a well-known student at Rawlins Community College. He is a popular member of The Jenkem House.

Basic Information
Jacob (or Hotcexytosa by his Norse god name) is long haired, a fan of the song We Are Golden (Song) and wrote the classic power ballad Give Them Some Love. Amongst his notable achievements are:


 * His defeat of various chavettes through wit since the dawn of time


 * His frontman appearance in Spaz-Metal band Amicius


 * Completing Yoshi's Island on SNES


 * Giving a home to legendary dolphins Dinner Dave and Lunchtime Larry
 * Playing Ninja Master Ron in Ninja Viking Reborn Warrior


 * Co-writing the musical Pirates In The Empire State Building with every other member of the Jenkem house, bar Jack Greatrex, who always tells everyone to shut the fuck up

His pseudonym is "The Bitch." This probably caught on thanks to Debz, but he has taken it onboard and it is now a permanent fixture in describing him.

"Wankslag" - Jacob Smith on anything he does not agree with.

'''"Shining... FINGER!" - Jacob Smith on dealing with people he does not agree with.'''

The Future?
Jacob's future undoubtedly lies as a rock star or talkshow host. His ability to annoy, amuse and insult in equal measure will be a vital asset to his future. Failing all this, he could always become a politician.