Where Did All The Balls Go?

Where Did All The Balls Go? is a single by Mika, released in 2010 on the Jenkem Records label. It is notorious for it's expletive-strewn tales of losing ones testicles.

Style
Where Did All The Balls Go? was a departure from the usual, earlier Mika style of happy, upbeat clean man music. Rather, it is still overly happy, but is laden with swear after swear as Mika journeys to find his balls again. The genre could be described as "Eunich Rock."

Lyrics
Now i'm half a man again My fucking balls are gone again! Shitted off leaving me behind, Motherfucker! Thats so unkind! Im on the road cos my dicks all alone And as for my asshole, its starting to moan Im a man but my voice's so fucking high Next guy who reminds me's gonna fucking die! Where Did All The Balls Go? How the fuck would I Know? I just want some fucking kids. Dont you fucking tell me I should have a pussy I just wanna know Where Did All The Balls Go? Search behind a tree Ask an old Prozzie My balls are on the loose, Shit! I'm out of juice! My feet are fucking aching Knackered from the walking Hey! There's my balls! Sitting on the wanking wall! Where Did All The Balls Go? How the fuck would I Know? I just want some fucking kids. Dont you fucking tell me I should have a pussy I just wanna know Where Did All The Balls Go? X2

Reception
The song was a commercial failure. Mika's new dirty mouth and sexualised music threw him out of favour with a public who much preffered the more wholesome site of fat transvestite Lady Gaga parading around with breasts exposed. The song only hit no 7 in the Jenkem Charts.