We Are Golden (Song)

We Are Golden (Song) is a song by famous Eunich Mika.

Lyrics
WE ARE NOT WHAT YOU THINK WE ARE WE ARE GOLDEN WE ARE GAWLDEN!

Sung over and over until one succumbs to low blood sugar and faints.

Style
It's like nothing else. Ever. Apart from Kraft Dinner.

Reception
The tune peaked at No. 3 in the Jenkem National Charts. It was the highest charting hit for a non-Jenkem Union band since AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEHHHHHHH by Amicius hit No. 1 half a year earlier. It has since been superceded by long spells at No. 1 for Popmuzik by M and, of course, Gold by Spandau Ballet.