Shloer

Shloer is a dangerous class A drug that should be used by no man. The dangers far outweigh the meager positive actions of the narcotic; - seriously, stick to something softer - perhaps heroin.

Wankers Cramp
Shloer has been linked to causing an urge to sit in your room and wank to images of Transvestites. As such, it is considered the country's leading cause of Wankers Cramp. Suggestions of it being a general aphrodisiac have been denied by top scientists. In a recent test, 89% of the 1000 tested with injected shloer had to quit the experiment due to extreme Wankers Cramp.

Downfall
Since the Ting Wars, it has fallen from popularity in spectacular fashion. While Ting can now bee seen being drunk by total randomers, Shloer bottles now sit idly on the shelf, waiting for some fetishist to shove them up his butt. Which is all theyre good for really.