Conrad-Liam Saga

The Conrad-Liam Saga was a war which took place between the forces of the J Union and Bishopthewanka Republic between 2007 and 2009. There were no causalties, but a certain Chav proved that he was a complete muppet.

Antagonisation
It all started in July 2007, when during cross-party inductions Bishopthewanka Republic forces attacked the sovereign nation of Conradia without provocation. Naturally, Conradian Envoys seeked to settle matters diplomatically, but the truth was clear - this was all out war.

Tactics
While Conradia remained a pacifist nation throughout the war, the Bishopthewanka Republic continued a campaign of random attacks and morale-draining measures. However, despite some injuries, the might of the J Union held strong and offensives were quashed.

War End
The war was a drain on educational resources for the already logically depleted Bishopthewanka Republic. In July of 2009, Bishopthewanka Republic forces left the Rawlins battlefield and the war was over - the J Union had stood firm, and Conradia has flourished ever since. The Bishopthewanka Republic is now believed to be in the midst of a heroin turf war, and as such is a virtual certainty for self-destruction.