Hayafufufufufufu

Hayafufufufufu is a South Pacific island famous for it's yarn production and thriving music scene. It is the original home of the timeless "Sean Beat."

History
Hayafufufufufu was formed from the eruption of what is now Mount De La Pingu, in the southern "Derpdederp Range." It is here that the first strings of molten lava formed the primitive yarn that became a staple diet of the island settlers (mostly Norweigan Eunichs) before it was discovered that they could be woven into clothing or, indeed, given to cats to provide lulz.

Sean Burbidge
Perhaps the most famous resident of the island was Sean Burbidge, who is credited with bringing music to the island. Previously, the island had made do with Justin Bieber tracks, but these had caused more suicides than was deemed acceptable, so Sean was created in a Hayafufufufufu Government lab to provide music for the masses. The result was the Sean Beat, a famously bad musical beat that put Hayafufufufufu on the map. While it didn't help the island gain a musical following, people felt sorry enough for the islanders that Red Cross sent 10,000 Hi-Fi's and new copies of the Beatles' debut album to help the islanders learn real music. This did however lead to Sean's ill-fated trip to England (see his page for more details.)